I'm Kyle
Cuddly video game nerd with a soft spot for cute puppies
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korratea:

"I can’t believe your sweet-tempered father was reincarnated into that girl. She’s tough as nails.

(via aang-banged)

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

(via tympanista)

yardsard:

when you poop and wash your hands and then realize you still have to poop more

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(via shrugging)

I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
– THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via shroomfairy)

(Source: blythebrooklyn, via shrugging)

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

(Source: freaksalad, via shrugging)

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

(Source: aquaticwonder, via shrugging)

bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

(via shrugging)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via shrugging)

chevalierdog:

today some guy with a mine craft shirt came up and ordered some bologna and the price came up as 4.04 and he said “4.04… bologna not found” under his breath

(via shrugging)

shrugging:

Good evening

Reuben you look so suave 😏

shrugging:

Good evening

Reuben you look so suave 😏